Not just a river in Egypt

Dear colleagues,
Perhaps there are those amongst you expecting me back at work tomorrow.
Surely you have miscalculated the end point of my leave.
I'm sure I'm not even due back in the country for at least 7 weeks.
See, there I am punting at Cambridge.
There is no way I'm going back to work already.
No no no no no.. no... noooo

ugh!